April 2010
3 posts
…word for the day… COMMITTEE: a group of men who individually can do nothing… but as a group they can decide that nothing can be done… COMMITTEE… ;)~
says… light travels faster than sound… this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak… ;)~
March 2010
8 posts
has learned new word… ‘bananosecond’… noun; Time elapsed between slipping on the peel and hitting the pavement… ;)~
has decided that Obama is a good thing… Obama = socialism = even worse economy = end of the world = 2nd comming of Christ!!!… ;)~
always has songs stuck in his head… even when doing math… (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH) (LA)²… darn Lady GaGa… ;)~
has strived his whole life to become wise… now that he has accomplished his goal he has realized it was a big mistake… because now he has to put up with idiots… ;)~
says pay no mind to those who speak behind your back… it just means that you are ahead of them… ;)~
wonders… what Pat Robertson will blame the Chile earthquake on… ;)~
February 2010
8 posts
…talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand… ;)~
… there will always be death and taxes… however… death doesn’t get worse every year… ;)~
… I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion… than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep…
says every time he finds the key for success… someone goes and changes all the locks… ;(~
was thinking… Tiger Woods and Toyota should team up for a comeback… their motto could be… ‘I swear we can stop!’… ;)~
is going to make the biggest paper airplane ever… and is riding it all the way to Ohio today… pray the wind is with me… ;)~
has been thinking again… and wonders if crowded elevators smell different to midgets… ;)~
